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Pat Boone In a Metal Mood

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I have a book somewhere, "The 50 Worst Rock Albums of All Time", I don't feel like going to find it to see where this one ranked, but, trust me, it was pretty high....actually, this is simply a "warm up" for my ultra-mega William Shattner/Leonard Nimoy post (if you've never heard it, you literally will not believe it exists).......but while I was looking for my the shit to compile THAT masterpiece, I remembered THIS, uhh, "masterpiece"........

Come on, what could this douche bag POSSIBLY have been thinking? I mean, it's not like he's famous (infamous?) for his wicked sense of humor, and, from what I know about him, he'd have about as much understanding of what metal is about as, oh, say, the sidewalk in front of my house.

This is a horrendous, unlistenable abomination, you MUST, my minions, subject yourselves to this, through pain will come pleasure (?).....well, not REALLY, because this sucks worse than anything you could imagine in your wildest fantasies, I am not joking, this is an absolutely AWFUL recording, poorly conceived, poorly recorded, poorly.......you get the idea.

Dig it, I post ALL KINDS OF SHIT here.....comedy? Yep, and this EASILLY ranks HIGH on the list of classic COMEDY albums, as a piece of music, it is an abomination. If you've heard it before, you may wanna pass on it, one listen is plenty, but if you never have, you OWE IT TO YOURSELF to see how bad and ill-thought-out a recording can possibly be.

OK, just a few thoughts, because the track list is funny enough......oh, God, just read the track list, but my oh my......"Smoke on the Water"?......Van Halen's "Panama"?.......Alice Cooper's "No More Mister Nice Guy ("I went to church incognito, and everybody rose...the reverend saw me, and recognized me, and punched me in the nose")?......how about Metallica's "Enter Sandman"? (actually always disliked Metallica, making this kind of a "double joke" for me).....let's not forget Guns N Roses "Paradise City" ("Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty")....."Crazy Train"?.....and of course, let us not forget the coup de grace, "Stairway to Heaven"........honestly, IMO, this really could be the worst album ever made (I think the book chose "Having Fun With Elvis Onstage", not certain, but this one was at least top-5).......if you share a reasonable sense of humor, you MUST listen to this, if you don't, then, hell, go listen to something like Nickleback or something, more or less the same ideaology.

In the next couple days (maybe tomorrow) I will put up the albums from the Star Trek boys (RIP Mr
. Spock, of course), which are just as comical as this (wait till you hear Shattner take on "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds", and LOTS more, it's like 5-6 albums or some shit)......I want mega downloads for this, also mega comments, because something this truly AWFUL deserves to be heard......(if you delete it then, I don't blame ya!).......but come on kiddies, it's FUN to laugh at jerkoffs that have no clue what they're doing, correcto? Jump on it, and just wait till I post the Star Trek albums and you just might be begging for more Boone.

So, why do I post admittedly horrendous recordings? Cause I'm a funny guy.....ha ha ha ha ha......nad, by the way, if you have no sense of humor, then feel free to BLOW ME.

01 You've Got Another Thing Coming/02 Smoke On the Water/03 It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock N Roll)/04 Panama/05 No More Mister Nice Guy/06 Love Hurts/07 Enter Sandman/08 Holy Diver/09 Paradise City/10 The Wind Cries Mary/11 Crazy Train/12 Stairway to Heaven

Seriously, WHO IN THE HELL thought this was a "good idea"?   WHO did they think would become excited by the announcement of its release? Come on, was the label DELIBERATLY making fun of this clown without his knowledge? Fuck, I don't know, but the joke works on so FUCKING many levels that I just HAVE to post it........and, compared to the "Star Trek" shit I'm getting ready, this may as well be Love's "Forever Changes' or something.........

http://www22.zippyshare.com/v/6YYegMRi/file.html

You guys will show your true colors on this one.......true minions? Or fucking posers?


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